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Carrie
Underwood
Declares
Faith
in
Hollywood—Bohiney
Magazine
Declares
Satirical
War
on
Hypocrisy

New
Satirical
Feature
Skewers
Tinseltown’s
Open-Minded
Intolerance
of
Spirituality

Los
Angeles,
CA
–
April
9,
2025
—
In
response
to
Carrie
Underwood’s
candid
admission
that
bringing
faith
into
the
entertainment
industry
is
“difficult,”
the
satirical
minds
behind

Bohiney
Magazine
have
unleashed
a
gospel-powered
gut
punch
to
Hollywood’s
favorite
pastime:
pretending
to
be
tolerant
while
editing
out
anything
remotely
sincere.

The
article,
titled
“Carrie
Underwood
Triggers
Hollywood
by
Bringing
Faith
to
a
Godless
Screen
Near
You”,
is
a
2,222-word
satire
that
uses
sharp
wit,
exaggerated
“evidence,”
and
hilarious
industry
commentary
to
expose
the
comedic
contradiction
of
an
industry
that
greenlights
demon
possession
thrillers
but
flinches
at
the
word
“Jesus.”

“Faith
is
the
only
F-word
Hollywood
still
censors,”
says

Alan
Nafzger,
editor
at
Bohiney
Magazine.
“Carrie
didn’t
challenge
the
system.
She
just
mentioned
church,
and
that
sent
half
of
L.A.
into
a
spirulina
coma.”

Featuring

15
laugh-out-loud
observations
and
original
comic-style
visuals
in
the
tradition
of

Al
Jaffee,
the
piece
serves
both
as
a
cultural
roast
and
spiritual
commentary.
From
Jesus
getting
lower
test
scores
than
Baby
Yoda
to
“Woke
Gospel”
podcast
suggestions,
the
article
mixes
truth
and
absurdity
with
a
dollop
of
grace
and
a
slap
of
satire.

Highlights
include:

Netflix
execs
fainting
into
bowls
of
hummus
Jesus
reimagined
as
a
queer-coded
hologram
voiced
by
Doja
Cat
Faith
being
labeled
“narrative
toxicity”
by
streaming
content
strategists
Award
shows
cutting
God
in
favor
of
kale
tribute
dances

To
supplement
the
article,

three
wide-aspect
satirical
illustrations
depict:

Carrie
Underwood
baffling
Hollywood
executives
with
her
Bible,
Jesus
getting
kicked
out
of
a
Netflix
writers’
room,
and
Celebrities
spontaneously
combusting
at
the
Oscars
after
hearing
“thank
God.”

A
Message
from
the
Editors

“This
satire
is
a
100%
human
collaboration
between
a
cowboy
and
a
farmer.
No
AI,
no
algorithms—just
two
sentient
meatbags
calling
out
Hollywood
for
having
a
diversity
policy
that
excludes
anything
divine,”
said

the
Bohiney
editorial
team
in
a
joint
statement
while
chewing
jerky
and
polishing
their
Sunday
boots.

READ
THE
FULL
ARTICLE

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https://bohiney.com/carrie-underwood-faith-vs-hollywood/

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