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Month: March 2025
Experts Warn That Reading Books May Lead to Independent Thinking A Shocking Discovery Shakes Educational Institutions In a startling announcement
Local Man Claims Watching Reality TV Makes Him Qualified to Run for President Couch Potato Sets Presidential Ambitions In a
Millennials Discover That Avocado Toast Actually Prevents Home Ownership Groundbreaking Research Shakes the Housing Market In a groundbreaking new study
The Great Science Gender Crisis: Why Girls Refuse to Explode Stuff in Labs The Shocking Discovery: Women Are Not Rushing
Belfast, Tennessee: Where Every Girl Wants to Be Hailey Welch (And Every Guy is Counting Their Blessings) Belfast Tennessee’s New
Whoopi Goldberg’s Vision of Racism How She Sees Oppression in Everything, Everywhere, All at Once Whoopi Goldberg doesn’t just see
James Bond and the Amazon Takeover: A License to Bill The Name’s Bond, Prime Bond James Bond has battled megalomaniacs,
House Censures Al Green; 1.2 Million Fundraising Emails Later, He Raises Just $16.95 The $16.95 Fundraising Fiasco Congressman Al Green
Grant Woods’ American Gothic Before Censorship — Read the shocking truth behind the creation of the most censored painting in
KASH Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Starship Explosion A Investigative Examination of the SpaceX Explosion In a development that has left
Elon Musk: Relentless Ambition in Action Elon Musk is not the kind of man who takes “no” for an answer.
The Underrated Sexy Habits That Will Make Women Obsessed (or Call the Authorities) Gentlemen, forget everything you’ve been told about
Nationwide Survey Shocks Nation: People Only Pretend to Care About the Environment on Instagram! “Saving the planet one filter at
The Progressive Moment in Global Politics Is Over: A Satirical Deep Dive Into 25 Observations Berlin, Germany The progressive wave
Europe’s Grand Defense Plan: A $800 Billion Game of Make-Believe When Europeans decide to spend money on defense, it’s like
The Art of the Troll: How Trump’s 2025 Speech Was a Masterclass in Socialist Provocation Donald Trump’s return to the
The Art of the (Greenland) Deal: Unpacking the Genius Behind Trump’s Greenland Speech The Icy Obsession In a move that
Egypt’s “Thinking Outside the Pyramid” Plan to Solve Gaza Once and for All CAIRO — In an unprecedented display of
Billionaire Blasts Off to Space to Dodge Dinner Party—The Ultimate RSVP Decline! “Why decline politely when you can just leave
When Peace Talks Turn into Comedy Sketches Hamas’s Dumbass Reasons for Rejecting the Biden-Harris Deal Gaza City (It’s NOT a